"THE PROFESSOR"

Check out this sugary behemoth! Yes: that's a pint glass I've placed to one side for purposes of size comparison. "The Professor" is unarguably the largest chocolate rabbit - in my house, at least.

(Note also "The Professor's" creepy jaundiced eyes, jaunty yellow bow tie, and blue boutonniere. Not (very) visible is the open book he clutches to his chest.)

Best Easter ever.